I'm trying to work, and she's trying to get on my dick — she misses me, you see

Learning anatomy from a textbook? Here's a real penis for you to study

Neighbor, what else can I do to get you to rough me up already?

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

She cried out in pain, but still the anal separation was successful

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

A passerby was shy for propriety and then shamelessly gave it to her pussy

While the guy fucks everyone in the mouth in CS:GO, his girlfriend gets fucked in the pussy

You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

I know how to wake up a baby girl without an alarm clock — a dick, of course

I gave it to a stranger without any money — he's on vacation and I'm horny

I gave you an iPhone 13, so why are you still wearing it?

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

Some people suck for gifts, but I just like beautiful dicks

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

Sister, you don't have to watch porn when I'm home. Call me

And why should I need doctors when my girlfriend's medicine is much nicer

Who plays hide-and-seek without panties? Oh, I get it-- that's a hint of sex

Cum in my ass — look, it's ready for your sperm

Don't know how to make his girlfriend feel good? I'll teach you

Picked up a stranger, got her drunk on wine... ...and there she was, ass up

Before we buy a new bed, let's fuck and break this one

Asked a friend to watch the apartment, and he's there banging girlfriends